I like it a little hot and dirty in the morning

30 Apr

There is almost nothing better to get your morning off to a damn tootin great start than some hot, spicy, and dare I say dirty deliciousness.  I am of course referring to my usual weekend routine here at the cabin. And just because I’m here alone this weekend, doesn’t change my lust for this ritual.

Oh hey, now, re-reading this intro sounds…. oh c’mon… you’ve been reading my blog, my facebook posts, and my tweets haven’t you? You should know by now what a sassy pants I am, but in fact, I am referring to my love affair with vodka in this post.

Well hello Mary, you are super hot today...

Specifically, my DIRTY MARY. You know, the nectar the hubby and I continually drink the the Maynards every weekend. And I mean E.V.E.R.Y. I have a picture of these bad girls framed on my wall at the cabin (no lie) and I am soooooper proud to say, that as of yesterday, TheMartiniDiva decided to post my luscious dirty mary drink on her website. In a printable 3×5 recipe card. This will now be my second recipe the Diva has allowed to grace her website.

We converted the traditional “on the rocks” mary to a martini and since it’s such a hot muthufuckin drink we are calling it… what else… Hot Mama Martini.

So if you are anything like me, or want to be, or simply want some spice in the morning to fire up your loins, make yourself a batch of these tasty ladies. Caution: drinking these may make you do things like suddenly shout “aye caramba” and quite possibly giggle over likely unfunny comments. To me, that’s a win-win.

Oh me? Yeah, I’m fixin to make a batch at approximately 11:00a PDT. I’ll be imbibing while sitting in my hot tub listening to The Blend on XM. I’m predictable that way. 😉

Mwah babies. Have a splendiferous (this is like my new favorite faux word) day filled with antics, mayhem, and laughter.

5 Responses to “I like it a little hot and dirty in the morning”

  1. The Martini Diva April 30, 2011 at 9:12 am #

    I am shaking a few up around 10 am when one of my best buds comes by for brunch – she likes hot stuff so these are perfecto today!

  2. pattypunker May 1, 2011 at 3:42 pm #

    aye caramba or fuck yeah! love your ritual. and anything to fire up my loins. oh sweet child of mine.

  3. Blogdramedy May 4, 2011 at 1:13 pm #

    Splendiferous is MY word. But since you’re into spicy drinks just like me, I’ll share.

    My latest is a sweet & spicy mango-tini. Mango vodka with a shot of pepper vodka all sloshed together with mango puree, a slice of hot pepper and a chunk of fresh mango. It’s a serious drink for not so serious people.

  4. Nicki May 9, 2011 at 4:20 am #

    I love your style! You seriously are my kind of BFF. So, come to the east coast already. 🙂

  5. shoutabyss May 25, 2011 at 6:21 am #

    The Hot Mama Martini sounds interesting. My wife and I enjoy a good Bloody Mary, but they are hard to get just right. When they pop they are delicious.

    I don’t want to offend your vodka obsession, but lately I’ve been sneaking out the vodka and replacing it with tequila to make the drink a Bloody Maria. Yum.

    Thanks for the recipe!

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